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GROBLS

“See those grobls over there? Top notch grobls. Three blokes you may never have the pleasure of meeting again. Legends
by OB33 December 15, 2021
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Grobled

Grobled (verb)
/'gro•bōld/

The act of getting your grade dunked on due to the pettiest and most insignificant details by a pompous and unlikeable man known as Mr. (not Dr.) Grobler.
Student 1: "How did the PDR go yesterday?"
Student 2: "Man, we got absolutely Grobled."
by Capstoner55 November 29, 2022
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Grobis

Bulgarian pop star from the early 2000s, distinguished by his hirsute and morbidly obese appearance, form-fitting violet suits, and abusive relationship with his 34-year old Azeri stepfather Anar Mamedyarov. Rose to prominence with hits "Only My Heart," "Two Make One," and "Perestroika" before suffering a career-destroying humiliation at Eurovision 2003, where he proposed marriage to Icelandic transvestite Hrjvac Siggurdsen under the presumption that the latter belonged to the fairer sex.
Bulgarian Pop News Channel One: Kronya Bulgakova! Kronya Bulgakova! Is it true you have resumed your relationship with National People's Artist Grobis Tarkovich?
Kronya: What are you talking about? Our marriage was annulled on grounds of irreconcilable difference. I wouldn't sleep with that sad sack if he paid me four new rubles. Now I am a second mistress of the potent and odious Anar.
by Pernicious Lim December 17, 2018
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Grolschin

im just chilling without animosity, content, satisfied, relaxing
im just grolschin with the homeboys
A : i really need to do some economics revision
E : All you need is to be grolschin man

Ross: Alex, do you have any plans for the holidays?

Alex: Not really, homeboy. I think I might partake in some mild grolsching here in my low-rider.
by (-enigma-) May 4, 2009
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groblot

Groblot - When something really shitty happens
Teacher: U've got an F!

Child: Groblot!
by EduardBoon December 9, 2008
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grolshd

a term used to explain something that is so utterly disgusting you just can't find a gross enough word to express how you feel. It is a word that is combined from Gross and Grolsch (the beer) because to be honest Grolsch is a really gross sounding name for a beer, or actually... ANY type of liquid substance. ew.

pronounce it as best as you fucking can.
Edwin: So what did you do today?

Kirstie: I ate sushi with some friends. :

Edwin: Sushi is so GROLSHD!!!!

second example:

Edwin: ima like codwaw yoms. wanna know why? cuz i think theyre grolshd!

Kirstie: nom nom nom. :(
by Kirstie :]] April 9, 2009
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Grolsch

When we brew the grolsch, we brew it longer, for a fuller taste.
SCHTOP! This bride, she is not ready yet. She has 100 million years of evolution; haven't you guys ever heard of the Darwin? You can't rush these things. It's like when we brew the grolsch. We brew it longer, for a fuller taste.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 19, 2004
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