Something functional that can only be described as being utterly funky. Something so delightfully awesome, only one word can describe it- functitious.
Dude... that chick's rack is totally functitious.
My god, that car is functitious.
Holy crap, that new slurpee is completely functitious.
My god, that car is functitious.
Holy crap, that new slurpee is completely functitious.
by DaleLavine February 4, 2009
Get the Functitious mug.An exaggerated or falsified account of sexual activity, usually involving an alleged conquest by the story teller.
Her undeserved reputation as a slut was the result of countless fucktitious stories repeated in the locker room.
by Cuntoleezza Rice January 16, 2007
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(adj) Pretending the sex was good, faking an orgasm.
Not genuinely into the sex your having at that particular time, but so no feelings get hurt, pretending that you are.
Not genuinely into the sex your having at that particular time, but so no feelings get hurt, pretending that you are.
He thinks he was totally good, but I was just acting fucticious.
"Dude, I was the best she ever had. She was moaning and groaning." "No way dude, it was all just fucticious."
"Dude, I was the best she ever had. She was moaning and groaning." "No way dude, it was all just fucticious."
by kidsnpigs February 6, 2010
Get the fucticious mug.adj. Of or relating to imagined sexual activity. Typically used to describe the deceitful stories of people who aren't getting enough, but want to give the impression they are.
I kept asking him for relationship advice, until I realised what I'd been told was largely fuctitious.
by Curis September 26, 2005
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Get the fictitious mug.Literally no one can identify the difference between the word "fictitious," and "fictional."
**No one fucking knows.**
Generally used to pronounce one's vocabulary.
**No one fucking knows.**
Generally used to pronounce one's vocabulary.
Teacher: "Today, we are going to be reading a fictitious novel."
Student: "What does the word 'fictitious,' mean?"
Teacher: "It's a synonym for the word 'fictional'."
Student: "What's the difference between the two words?"
Teacher: **"No one fucking knows"**
Student: "What does the word 'fictitious,' mean?"
Teacher: "It's a synonym for the word 'fictional'."
Student: "What's the difference between the two words?"
Teacher: **"No one fucking knows"**
by The Deer Leader May 25, 2017
Get the Fictitious mug.A funk that is contagious| or infectious. This adjective can be used in both positive and negative observations.
Hey man! That attitude is funktatious. (negative observation)
Wow! His groove is funktatious (positive observation)
Wow! His groove is funktatious (positive observation)
by halco October 13, 2009
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