Fucktimer

Fucking + oldtimer =fucktimer; a clueless slow old irratating person who has no idea they are impeading traffic

"get out of the way you stupid fucktimer!"

by Red in thehead,fireinthehole February 17, 2010

fucktized

When you take four dicks to the face in the form of a cross

I went to a party and ended up getting fucktized last night

by Chicletsthegoose November 14, 2020

Fucktober

Fucktober is a time to celebrate sexual promiscuity, for the month of October, it doesn’t matter if you’re at work, shopping, at the cinema, out at a bar, a restaurant, at home, or even walking the dog, hook-up and have sex with as many random strangers as you can.

If you have a partner, why not enjoy some threesomes, some gangbanging, or even some orgies.

I can't wait for Fucktober this year, me and my partner are going to have so much fun.

by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 19, 2023

Fucktober

The 10th month of the fucking year.

This is when you have all the sex you can before “No Nut November.”

Yay! It’s Fucktober! Can’t wait to get laid in a scary way!

by Cray Cray J March 25, 2019

Fucktimism

The feeling of elation when you know you won't be able to do everything you have to do, and so you don't let it get you down.

I thought you had 5000 words to write for tomorrow, how are you not freaking out?

There's no way I'm going to manage so I'm pretty fucktimistic.
OR
I'm not concerned - I'm a fucktimist
OR
Have you not heard of fucktimism?

by Promoter of lols April 7, 2011

fuckwitery

when one is demostrating at being a total fuckwit, they are are said to be performing fuckwitery

You are a total fuckwit, in fact you are at the top of the league of fuckwitery

by Todge Todgey November 28, 2012

fucktometer

meter that effectively measures how fucked you are in a given situation

Cop: You are arrested for bringing all this cocaine across the border.

Brian: Wow this is off the fucktometer.

by spicykal May 8, 2009