Fitnit

A person that is all about fitness and always post things on social media about it

Man that dude is just a fitnit but he needs to stop posting stuff

by Beanz3434 April 18, 2017

Fitbitch

A person (usually female) who plays down the fact that they are wearing a fitbit, while simultaneously showing it off to everyone within hearing range of their upper-middle class voice.

Mindy: Hey Danae, is that a fitbit?
Danae: Oh, yes it is... It cost me $300 and it's the latest model, AGAIN, but I just use it to monitor my sleep patterns.
Mindy: Oh, Ok.
Danae: Ughh OMG, I'm at 6500 steps and Tabatha is at 8000. Now I will have to speed walk around Whole Foods in my yoga pants, just to get to my calorie target.
Mindy: Oh, Danae. You are such a fitbitch.

by Slap the Penguin August 12, 2015

finito

Italian for "finished", "completed" or "gone".

Slang term for dead.

When dad finds out I failed math, I'll be finito.

My 1972 Fiat is finito - the engine is totally seized.

Finito Benito next Hirohito (a WWII expression - Musolini is dead, next Hirohito)

by Yummy Irony May 28, 2006

The Rule of Finite Summers

The Rule is an acknowledgment of one's own mortality and is invoked as a means of avoiding activities, people, movies, organizations, books and TV shows that are very likely a total waste of time.

In essence, it means that each of us only have a finite number of summers left, and those summers aren't to be frittered away on meaningless crap.

"No, I didn't see the Hannah Montana movie; it runs counter to the Rule of Finite Summers."

by IslandMyk December 27, 2009

Finite

Opposite of "infinite". Means something that is limited, and is not "in-finite"

"Our lifetime is finite, we will not live forever."

by Arcanebus III January 16, 2009

No money de finito

A person who has no money or close to bankruptcy. Typically used as an excuse for not hanging out with friends because of financial issues.

Person one: "Hey, let's go out for drinking tonight!!"

Person two: "Sorry man, no money de finito!!"

by yutax and kb October 1, 2009

Finite

The unwanted lovechild of Statistics and Linear Algebra that almost every student at Indiana University is required to endure before graduation. This class seperates the boys from the men and the girls from the women.

You will, like most people, probably go into this class as a stupid first semester freshman (even though your advisor told you to take M-018 or "pre-finite") and immediately find yourself immensed in tears, suicidal thoughts, stress, and mass amounts of online homework.

The tests are made impossible on purpose, aiming to get as many people to drop the class as possible. Every day, the 400-person lectures get smaller because more innocent souls are banished and more helpless individuals are inspired to drop out of IU and live on the streets because they know they have no chance at a successful life without passing Finite.

Shane: Hey Alec, wanna go pregame for Little 500 at Smallwood?

Alec: I would man, but I have 4 Finite WebWork assignments, 20 Finite pages to read, 150 practice Finite problems to do, a practice Finite exam, 2 Finite...

Shane: (walks away)

by Hoosierlady November 27, 2010