Failse

The combination of "Fail!" and "False".

dude: Man I got so stoned last night it helped me study for my finals
other dude: Failse! being stoned doesnt help you study!

by twitchthecookie March 21, 2010

false 9

A false 9 is a position in football/soccer. The player playing false 9 position is normally a striker who drops back to the midfield to disturb the defender of opponents by drawing out players, and with good passings, and dribbling.

Messi was a brilliant false 9 under Pep Guardiola.

by Why Do U Care What I'm Called May 17, 2020

Falsehood

An untrue statement

*debate time*
Virgil: your mom is preposterous

Thomas: ok lets leave the moms out of this considering that neither of you have a mother.
Virgil: if she did exist, she’d be preposterous and pointless
Logan: FALSEHOOD!!!

by Alexander Hamilton (Nonstop) April 21, 2019

Failspin

When a person in a debate, discussion and/or online chat continues to argue with one failed point after another, without any comprehension or acceptance of the valid arguments being made against their points.

I was debating evolution with a Creationist who's arguments just put him into a complete failspin.

by PirateFish December 9, 2012

False Start

When someone is still hung up on their EX, while dating another person creating a false sense of reality....and giving the new relationship a bogus, False Start.

I specifically asked you if you were over your EX, and you told me yes......then i find you still writing poems about him, and wishing him happy birthday, when you ruined mine. That is a complete False Start to our relationship, and you wonder why we struggled ?

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 18, 2019

Failed Abortion

Dream stans

Guy one: My Child is sexually attracted to dream
Guy 2: Im guessing he was a Failed abortion

by Dreamphobe January 29, 2022

False Celery

A position in the Palma Sutra, the ancient discourse on self-pleasure, the False Celery is when a man digs a hole in the ground, covers himself with dirt and paints his column green during the harvest time.

As it is written by the ancients, "the False Celery shall align with a chill wind as surely as Polaris guides the wayward traveller north."

by boatbutter August 22, 2006