Cocksimity

(Noun) The relative location of your cock.

Man on workout bench: "Dude, your cocksimity to my face is totally unacceptable."

Spotter: "Chill bro, we're bonding."

Her: "Based upon you're current cocksimity, I would say your aiming for the wrong hole."

Him: "...And that's where you're wrong."

by workjunkie January 22, 2014

master cocksmith

One who believes he's great with the penis. A master of sorts.

Look at Dan over there. He thinks he's a real Master Cocksmith.

by Thisisbullshit! December 19, 2013

Cocksmith

The profession of crafting artificial penises, dicks, "cocks" and other penetrating falic fabrications for the purpose of self sexual satisfaction.

John Holmes was approached by many cocksmith's wishing to copy his endowment.

by burt macklyn January 24, 2015

Master Cocksmith

A man at the top of his guild. Trained and a highly skilled purveyor of the artistry of the cock and its many uses..

I rooted a young man the other day and initially thought he was a master tool. However when i found out he was a Master Cocksmith i let him go to town and display his full range of artistry with my vagina and his cock..

by Hammo1976 November 24, 2017

Cocksmith

One who excels professionally at giving penis to the female gender.

Lillian- "That guy fucked me well last night, he's a true cocksmith"

by Yung Coop October 24, 2012

Cockximity

A portmanteau of "cocks" and "proximity," cockximity is the distance between two men and their respective cocks while standing at urinals in a public bathroom.

Toby: Woah, dude, watch your cockximity!
Bryce: I like dudes.

by Kevin Raab June 19, 2008

Creepy Cocksmith

One who can work his cock with great success while maintaining a creepy persona and personality. Always being creepy but girls cant seem to get enough of his cock.

Logan- clint is in every picture on facebook creeping.
Tanner- yea i know but i heard he fucked three girls that night
Logan- what a creepy cocksmith

by the cocksmith69 November 23, 2009