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Cannonism

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Stupid shit someone can say. Anything that boasts an ego or just sounds downright ridiculous.
Did you hear what he just said? "Let my fists do the talking?" That sounds like a cannonism.
by TrollMasterGeneral September 24, 2011
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cannonize

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the use of water cannon against people, usually in order to disband riotous crowds - or peaceful political demonstrations
It looked like a harmless bit of student civil disobedience, but some overzealous crowd controller gave the order to cannonize them.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 7, 2012
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kick the cannism

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The artful practice of putting things off, again and again, to avoid having to be in a position of responsibility, often an artifact of combined laziness and fear of being blamed.
Civil service bureaucracies are known for having entrenched cultures of kick the cannism, artifacts of cushy salaries and an overarching acceptance of reactive solutions in lieu of a proactive mindset.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 15, 2020
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Calcium Cannons

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When a woman of luxurious beauty obtains a weapon from adolescence that can unleash utter chaos that effects the wieners of many men, that weapon is called the calcium cannons. aka nice boob.
“Woah, Emily has those calcium cannons. Nice boobs!”

“Bruce had a boneritis cause of the calcium cannons, what a lucky guy.”
by BoobLover24 March 16, 2022
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Zen Carsonism

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Getting mugged, but then the guy gets arrested. “I knew it would work out in the end because of Zen Carsonism.”
by Aress Carol Emjee January 8, 2019
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When a gentleman ejects his balls with such force that it sends the receiver backwards and leaves them with a halo of semen around their heads.
I decided canonise the Saint Shirley last night. Now that bitch is floating up to heaven. God bless.
by Napoledan November 16, 2019
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sweater cannons

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she shot me a look with them sweater cannons
by dunder control October 12, 2010
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