dick weasel

small creature that burrows up through the meatus(pee-hole) and slowly eats your penis away from the inside

1) damn guys, i think i lost it. my cialis wouldnt even work last night, i must have a dick weasel.

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A nephew that ignores you when it's very important

I messaged my my nephew and he just looks at my message the little dick weasel

Dick weasel by anonymous September 22, 2023

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A guy you have a low opinion of and don't want near you. A general pain in the ass and there is no other word to discribe him.

Why doesn't this weasel dick get a life and leave me alone?

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A person who goes out of his way to weasel his way into one position while being a dick to the person already holding that position

Dirk was a total weasel dick to his co-workers .

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A guy with a puny, weak little worm-like penis.

Ewww!!!! What's wrong with yo dick! Oh I know, you got a WEASEL DICK!

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When someone convinces you that you are getting a deal and then you end up overpaying.

The cable company said they wanted to give me free movies for a month and weasel dicked me into signing a 3 year contract.

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