Bauer
Bauer by JIMMY CRAX CORN March 25, 2009
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bauer
adjective: to engage in 24 hours of strenuous activity including stopping numerous bombs and potential fatal viruses. is better than what chuck norris, Mr T and McGuyver combined could come up with in a single day.
"oh jeez mate i had a Bauer of a day! I just found out that my son is a terrorist, disowned him, fell in love with three women (all of whom i interogated for being the mother), beat one of them to death, then got fired from CTU, then reinstated again for saving my 7th president, then found out the president was shagging my ex wife--the mother of my terrorist son-- so i decided to take heroin as a way of dealing with the problem but told everone it was to work undercover, i then got off the smack in the next hour and told my son he was alright after all and got him a job working at CTU and that was my day...can i use the toilet?"
bauer by David Deery August 22, 2006
bauer
1. the state of being raw, similar to that of jack bauer.
2. the act of brutally and skillfully killing terrorists with both hands cuffed to a a desk.
2. the act of brutally and skillfully killing terrorists with both hands cuffed to a a desk.
Bauer
A profusely annoying teacher with a large, hairy mole and an knack for giving too much work.
Caution, you may have a Bauer two hours in a row every day for 180 days.
Caution, you may have a Bauer two hours in a row every day for 180 days.
Bauer by BoycottBauer July 10, 2004