Bauerism
A monotheistic religion that worships the great Jack Bauer, because he truly is God. Followers of Bauerism are known as Bauerims.
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Bauerism
A statement wherein a jestful comment is made towards another in the name of humour, generally using the jumbled words of another individual. Not intended to be insulting; however can be used with a mocking tone. This statement has been derived from the Bauer clan of the modern American era.
If said instance occurs:
If someone says hello to you, a common Bauerism is:
"I'll hello you hello boy!"
A common response to this form of statement; also being a Baurism:
"I'm fixin' ahh"
If someone says hello to you, a common Bauerism is:
"I'll hello you hello boy!"
A common response to this form of statement; also being a Baurism:
"I'm fixin' ahh"
Bauerism by The Dawnflyer December 15, 2003
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Bakerism
A dumb ass comment that holds absolutely no relevance to the conversation. Usually dealing with buying or selling firms, flying to London, or taking classes at the Playboy Mansion.
Bakerism by floyd barber May 14, 2011
bakerism
In reference to Baker Skateboards and their hardcore attitude on partying and skateboarding, bakerism can be defined as a general sense of surrealism, drunkeness and gnarliness. It is probably best exemplified by baker team member Dustin Dollin.
Grecs and Hermdizzle: two generations deep in Bakerism!
Dustin just took a shot of Jager and back 50ed that rail: pure Bakerism!!
Dustin just took a shot of Jager and back 50ed that rail: pure Bakerism!!
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half-bakerism
Another name for oneness pentecostalism or modalism. A half-baked pseudo-Christian belief that rejects the trinity (Father, Son, Holy Spirit), says that Jesus is "One God" that manifests as three different beings, and says that anytime Jesus prayed he was talking to himself. Popularized by Tyler Baker of Valiant Baptist Church in Florida.
half-bakerism by majorsix March 5, 2018
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