The Beadle was found in 2004.

The Beadle is an it. No one scientifically knows the specific gender yet. The Beadle is a highly dangerous and strange creature. If you do meet the beadle, I suggest u run.

How to know if the beadle is around:
- growling
- spam notifications on any device
- creaky footsteps
- bad fish-like breath

Oh FUCK The Beadle is coming

Or
Can you PLEASE stop beadling around!
or
OH GOD NOT AGAIN PLEASE DONT START THE GAMES AGAIN PLEASE

Beadle by Steven Nolan March 4, 2021

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Beadle's fist

Euphemism for a scrotum, named after unfunny UK television host Jeremy Beadle's small and deformed right hand.

My Beadle's fist is stuck to my leg!

Beadle's fist by Edgio September 17, 2004

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Beadle Claw

A variant on the Jew Claw that stems from UK TV personality Jeremy Beadle, who famously had a withered right hand.

The Beadle Claw is displayed as such: the ring and little fingers are tucked flat agains the palm of the right hand, while the middle finger, index finger and thumb are extended in a crooked 'claw' shape. The claw is then tucked into the cuff of the sleeve to accentuate the small hand look. This can be further enhanced by holding next to the left hand to display the size difference.

The Beadle Claw is used in the background of photographs to 'poke fun' on unknowing foreground members of the photographs, much like the classic 'bunny fingers'

Scott: Neil - that dude is giving you the Beadle Claw in the photo!

Beadle Claw by Pervos September 12, 2005

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