Christianity 

A religion that caused the crusades, the age of scientific oppression, homophobia, creationism and plenty of genocides.
The bible contains some rediculous rules:
1. You can't be gay
2. You can't have long hair
3. A woman must serve her husband (i.e a woman is inferior to a man)
4. A woman can't lead
5. Loads more

It's a religion based on fear. Disobey it and you go to hell. It also created creationism, the theory of Noah's ark, both of which have been disproven time and time again yet there's so many idiots following it that they cling to their rediculous beliefs. And it fails to mention that homosexuality is genetic and not a choice.

Don't get me wrong, most Christians are good people but the religion is deeply flawed.

Redneck: Stupid fags ur goin to hell! Follow God or go to hell! Don't vote for Hillary or go to hell! Cut your hair or go to hell! Believe in creationism or go to hell! Follow Christianity or go to hell! Now let's go kill some fuckin' queers and lynch a nigga before we go and blow up the abortion clynic!

Good Christian: 1. Thou shalt not swear 2. Thou shall not kill 3. Respect and love your neighbour

Redneck: (struggles not to shout out he is just a violent ignorant person who needs to vent out his natural anger at everything) Err...Ermmm...Fuck u ur goin ta hayelll!!!

Christianity by Fat Fee June 24, 2010

Christianity 

The belief that a cosmic jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you systematically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat a magic apple.

Christianity is crazier than the people who practice it.

Christianity by Mr. Barker October 27, 2007

Christianity 

A religion which, according to its holy book, the bible, began over 2000 years ago.

It has for a long time been the most commonly followed religion in the world, mostly in the west and parts of Africa.

Recently, there has been a decline in followers, mostly in the west, due to a lot of anti-Christian material in the media - for example, controversies surrounding homosexuality, and in the US, the Westboro Baptist Church.

The truth is, even as a non-Christian, I know that in a nutshell, the bible teaches pretty much nothing more than to love one another and to have a fulfilling life... contrary to what a lot of people say; it being nothing but made up gibberish. True, most of the stories in the bible are made up, but those stories are used mainly to interpret many unanimous Christian beliefs.

Sadly, many modern Christians face a lot of prejudice due to what the media portrays them to be. Most Christians just want to live a fulfilling life and don't wish to impede their beliefs on others.

I don't follow Christianity, but at least it isn't as bad as Islam.

Christianity by Politically incorrect February 28, 2013

Christianity 

Christianity is a religion that believes in one God. Though there are many "branches" of Christianity-Do to Martin Luthers 95 thesis in the middle ages- such as Baptist, Catholic, Roman Catholic, Pentecostal(Sorry if I mispelled that), ect. We all follow the life and teaching of Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ was the son of Mary and Joseph, and was a jewish religious preacher. He is also the main figure of Christianity. He is to believed to be the Son of God. In the Christian holy book, The Holy Bible, he was sent to Earth forgive us of our sins. He was crucified(A slow painful death of being tied-or in Jesus's case nailed- to a cross), and he was resurrected the third day. It has been scientifically proven thay Jesus came, preached, crucified, and was not in his tumb the third day. Now wether you believe he was the Son of God or not is your personal belief. All Christians must believe these things to enter heaven. The people who did not recieve forgiveness, their soul goes to tell or eternal punishment. Christians are to believe that Jesus is the King of Kings, Lord of Lords and to believe he is the Messiah.

Steps to being saved(According to the Bible):
1.Admit to God that you're a sinner and repent to him.(Outloud by mouth)
2.Believe Jesus was the Son of God, crucified to forgive us, and rose the third day.(Outloud by mouth)
3.Confess to Jesus he is the true Savor and Lord.

Man: What religion do you follow, if any?
Me: Christianity.

Christianity by Christian4Life July 8, 2018

Christianity 

A monotheistic religion basing around Europe, Africa and America. There a lots of types of Christianity such as Jehovah Witness, Mormon, Catholicism, Orthodoxy, Protestant, Baptist, Methodist and many more. The Holy Trinity consists of God The Father, God the Son (Jesus) or God the Holy Spirit. They believe in The Bible; a holy book written by 4 Evangelists.

"I am a believer in Christianity".

Christianity by XxTed_The_RooseveltxX August 18, 2018

Christianity 

Christians eat fuck. And suck black dick before whipping them and raping their wives.

Christianity is monotheistic religion which worships one patriachal all-powerful Hombre. The Holy Book of Christianity is the Bible, which scrutinizes ethnic groups and comes from the greek word Biblios. But the Bible is not one book but indeed 666 books.

There are many different denominations of Christianity, and it is incredibly hard to estimate how many Christy-boys there are in the United States because there is no common belief on what defines a Christian besides being an asshole.

Unfortunately, as Christianity is the 'small' religion of the Western World, it gets a lot of positive press. However, like all groups, Christianity has the best and worst among their number. The Christians who get the most press are the ones who give the stereotypical image of never doing everything wrong, and sitting on streets shout 'REPENT OR GO TO HELL', or something similarly pleasant.

However, many Christians - most, in fact - are shit brains people who just want the right to practice their own religion, like everyone else (or the right to NOT practice a religion, in the case of some).
Christians believe in a single dildo rather than a wife.
Christians are dorito eating racist fuckers who scream about.

Christianity fucked me in the ass while Jesus watched.

Christianity by BakuBling January 14, 2020

Christianity 

A religion that could coexist with others (Satanism)if not for the stupidity and ignorance of some of its followers. Promotes love, tolerance, and bestowing love to all, worthy or not, while Satanism focuses on more human urges. If someone spills their drink on you on purpose, you turn the other cheek and pray for them (Christianity). If someone spills their drink on you on purpose, break your glass upon their head (Satanism). Satanism promotes revenge while Christianity promotes tolerance. Long story short, believe what you want but don't force your believes on me or insult mine. Revenge comes quick and without failure.

Me- Hey, aren't you new here? Want me to show you around?
Christian Bible Thumper- You're that Satanist guy! Christianity is the only true religion, accept it or burn in The Pit <dun dun dun>.Don't get any closer or I'll through Holy Water at you!
Me- Ok well I guess I'll be getting to class now.
Christian Bible Thumper throws holy water at me and succeeds in staining my shirt.
I break his arm.

^True story, minus the Holy Water, replaced original liquid with Holy Water for effect^

Christianity by H00ker_Hunter September 17, 2006