Gutter Helmut

A German term (Hence Helmut) used to describe the foreskin on the penis; covering the gutter for which the penis cheese is harvested.

King Nectars got a lot of penis cheese hidden behind that gutter helmut.

Gutter Helmut by Stickman Straw December 19, 2004

Gutter Helmut

The art of ejaculating on that one spot, towards the back of her head, where it causes a flow down to her back and then continues along her ass crack and ends up collecting into a pool on the floor.

Damnit Cletus! Why you always gotta jizz on the back of my head?
Listen here woman! The day you can jizz on the back of my head is the day you can tell me where i should be jizz'n!
I like how it just flows like rain...
Now go take your shower and let's cuddle, my little gutter helmut!

Gutter Helmut by AthieN September 4, 2008

gutter helmet 

A two-ply condom used when going skanking or engaging in questionable activities with skanks or suspected skanks..

Bobby needs to use a gutter helmet before he lays the pipe to Britney, Paris, Nicole or any of those other skanks.

gutter helmet by Scott Frea September 19, 2006

Gutter helmet 

A regional variant common to southern New England for the practical joke/sexual practice known elsewhere as the Dutch oven: i.e. when one partner holds another partner's head beneath a blanket and passes gas.

Sheets are OK for a gutter helmet, but for the real, face-full-of-flatulence effect, you need to go with a down comforter.

Gutter helmet by OrangeTruck December 5, 2012

Gutter Helmet 

Gutter Helmet is the act of getting a blow job from a dirty girl.

Tony always sneak's around with Jennifer so nobody see's then, be he secretly hopes for a little gutter helmet.

Gutter Helmet by -cM July 16, 2007

Gutter helmet 

A condom

Got to run by the store and grab a box of gutter helmets before I hit that skanks' place.

Gutter helmet by surveyor3 December 4, 2013

Gutter Helmet

Maxi-pad

The Wife sent me to the store for "gutter helmets"

Gutter Helmet by WrenchSense August 16, 2026