A slow ugly creature that carries the weight of ALL the gender's on it's shoulders to walk to the ends of the earth only to realize there were only two genders. Usually hates white males and bathrooms as the mule was no longer able to mate after holding in piss so long that it's sexual organs exploded.
The Gender Mule wanted to go to the bathroom but it was only boys and girls so it died.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)