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musalmani
musalmani by sadamathanunu June 29, 2011
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The Musselman Choke
When you are at a restaurant and everyone is waiting to order you claim you are going to order something, when the waiter actually takes your order you choke under the pressure and order the same thing as the guy before you.
An example of somebody pulling The Musselman Choke is:
Person 1:i think i will get the waffles
Person 2: I'm gonna get pancakes
Waiter: what could i get you guys?
Person 1: can i get the pancakes
Waiter: and for you?
Person 2: uhhh can i get the pancakes, too
Person 1: Dude, you just pulled The Musselman Choke
Person 1:i think i will get the waffles
Person 2: I'm gonna get pancakes
Waiter: what could i get you guys?
Person 1: can i get the pancakes
Waiter: and for you?
Person 2: uhhh can i get the pancakes, too
Person 1: Dude, you just pulled The Musselman Choke
The Musselman Choke by Hunger Striker July 8, 2011
Musulman
King of the Douche Lords. He can be descirbed as a man in his late 70s who likes to troll around bodybuilding boards trying to make fun of the little kiddies. But in reality, he's into "buggering" and things of that nature.
Me: "What did you eat for lunch?"
Musulman: "Buncha Heavy Cream"
Me: "What? Do you swallow"
Musulman: "Only when buggering"
Me: "Nigga Please!"
Musulman: "Buncha Heavy Cream"
Me: "What? Do you swallow"
Musulman: "Only when buggering"
Me: "Nigga Please!"
Musulman by jcwells8432 September 29, 2010
musulmanismo
Es la acción provocada por las momias-bomba del juego "Soul Knight"
Creador : Terror.kr Editado por:Delta982
Creador : Terror.kr Editado por:Delta982
musulmanismo by Delta982 June 8, 2020
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murderhobo
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