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snarfled 

to eat something so fast you don't breathe once
Dude, you just snarfled that peanut butter choclate bar so fast!
snarfled by nonyabizyo July 21, 2014
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Snarfle the Wok Wok

When a dog loudly licks his weiner to the point of drowning out the rest of the room with his slurps and slaps.
I can't hear the TV! The damn dog won't stop Snarfling the Wok Wok!

All he does is sit and Snarfle the Wok Wok since the accident.
Snarfle the Wok Wok by The Stoop Boys September 25, 2019

snarfleblogging 

The over consumption of blogging sites through excessive posting, reading or both.

A person who snarfleblogs is known as a snarfleblogger
I haven't seen your buddy in days. Is he snarfleblogging again?
snarfleblogging by Foznots April 23, 2010
The action a Dugong (Sea Cow) makes when eating. Combination between the eating action and the imagined sound
"Snarfle snarfle"

Wow did you see that Dugong snarfle?
Snarfle by TashaHargan February 5, 2009

Fart Snarfler 

One who enjoys the activity of sniffing and chortling a nice stinky fart.
That dude just sniffed out a juicy fart. He's a Fart Snarfler!!"
Fart Snarfler by Mr. Taters December 22, 2009

Snartled 

When someone snores soooooo f.....ng loud they wake themselves up not knowing what has happened!
Michael told me that he was snoring sooooooo loud this morning that it startled him and he woke up! He couldn't believe he Snartled!!
Snartled by rene bootmaker March 4, 2013

Snarfleblast 

The counter to the dreaded dutchoven.
While being the recipient of a dutchoven, one inhales as much of the ass-gas as possible, releasing it only after escaping by blowing it into targets face
Last night my boyfriend tried to give me a dutchoven, but I countered his punk ass with a snarfleblast.
Snarfleblast by vux December 25, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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