Spagend

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A Spagend is the name given to youths who attend education to praise their teachers, Spagends will often complement teachers out of the blue some times even going so far as to neaten collars and clothes of such teacher. These Spagends will often find themselfs on the receiving end of regular beatings from there piers.

Spagend-"I must say sir, I really do think you bring the heart and soul to the English department"
Teacher- "Thankyou Spagend,"
Spagend- "sir your tie is slightly out of line let me straitened it for you"

Spagend by Mowle January 7, 2012

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Spagen wagon

A person that is extremely irritating but doesn't realise that they are.

Omg Eliza's such a spagen wagon she can't take a hint.

Spagen wagon by Shadow_crystal April 17, 2017

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Spagand

To be back handed and slapped at the same time.

Talk to me like that again and I will spagand you.

Spagand by BF3L July 16, 2010

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spalend

A cross between a bellend and a spas. often used to describe someone who has done something rash or stupid

he was acting like a spalend in class today

spalend by jono:D June 2, 2015

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spaged

When someone commits a hilarious and/or atrocious misspelling or typo, he got spaged.

(Originates from a misspelling of the word spaghetti)

personA: I like to dick around a soccer ball
personB: SPAGED

spaged by tm45 November 19, 2006

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sagendorf

When you are fucking in doggy style and quickly switch to anal

Girl: "What the fuck did you do?"
Guy: "Sagendorf bitch!"

sagendorf by MisterEMachine August 9, 2018

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Slagenda

A portmanteau word incorporating the words Slag and Agenda. A to do list or schedule of activities which a woman of loose virtue has to observe through the evening. A slut timetable or skanky shopping list

Bitch, I saw that fine young piece of ass walking my way and I put getting him to cornhole me straight to the top of my slagenda

Slagenda by BigDaddyCash September 19, 2011

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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