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blackguard 

1. A thoroughly unprincipled person; a scoundrel.
2. A foul-mouthed person.
3. The criminals and vagrants or vagabonds of a town or community, collectively.
4. A person of stained or low character, esp. one who uses scurrilous language, or treats others with foul abuse; a scoundrel; a rogue.
5. A vagrant; a bootblack; a gamin.
6. A guy who runs EQII.com
A man whose manners and sentiments are decidedly below those of his class deserves to be called a blackguard.
blackguard by Blackguard January 29, 2004
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Blackguard 

A blackguard is a knight that serve opposite of a paladin. Blackguards go about with corrupting, sneaking, committing treachery, and straightforward smiting of good. They are often called Antipaladins because of their wholly evil nature. They often wear black armors with lots of nice bloodstains.
Steve was the blackguard of the group, he loved nothing more than to rip the heads off of those lousy dogooders.

blackguard 

a guard employed by Blackwater USA and stationed in Iraq. They tend to shoot anything that moves.
"...the Blackguards and their spokesman CLAIMED to have been under attack, possibly from Iraqi police." - Justin Raimondo, antiwar.com
blackguard by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd December 25, 2007

blackguard 

A very old term used in the southern United States to replace an offensive word.
Dave - "Oh Fudge"!!!
Jim - "Stop blackguarding the word and just say shit".
blackguard by Satchtola November 30, 2011

blackguard 

1. A person employed by a company to spue forth propaganda.
2. A rather fowl smelling sexualy frustated person who lurks around online forums.
A fellow employee of mine has the title of blackguard.
blackguard by Mooregard December 18, 2004

Blackbeard mains

Blackbeard mains are definition of a sad, pathetic individual that cant aim for shit. They always claim that Blackbeard is the the best op.
Blackbeard mains: Blackbeard is the best op
Me: You can go fuck a wooden dildo and shove it up your goddam anus you cock sucker dick go kill yourself you piece of absolute garbage

blackboard learning tool 

A piece of shit learning material with a high lag rate.
"Loading"

"Nothing new that calls your attention here"

4 new notifications.

Are you fucking kidding me..?

"That's Blackboard learning tool for you."
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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