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A disgrace to everything the monkeys worked so hard for.

People who will take every single thing in the damn bible literally
That's Jeff, he's a Fundamentalist Christian .
He Believes that it took 7 days for the universe to begin, when it takes years for coliding energy to form the smallest particle of mass.
He is totally fine with killing of some billion-or-so people as long as they either were homosexual, working on the sabbath, or not a super jesus friend like himself.
by Goldo Glittergold April 10, 2008

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A blackguard is a knight that serve opposite of a paladin. Blackguards go about with corrupting, sneaking, committing treachery, and straightforward smiting of good. They are often called Antipaladins because of their wholly evil nature. They often wear black armors with lots of nice bloodstains.
Steve was the blackguard of the group, he loved nothing more than to rip the heads off of those lousy dogooders.
by Goldo Glittergold May 25, 2008

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A History-Class study method for procrastinators and a viable alternative to cramming. The method involves searching YouTube for a history channel segment on a particular subject.

After about an hour of watching said videos, most students know more about the subject than their teachers. Either that or their brain matter leaks out of their ears.
YouHistory would have been a much-easier solution for Bill Preston and Ted Logan, though it wouldn't have made for a very impressive movie.
by Goldo Glittergold May 10, 2010

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A type of invented Slang used in the book a Clockwork orange that combines Russian words with the occaisonal schoolboy speak. Without the propper guide or some russian speak in you, it can be extremely difficult to understand.
Sentence in Nasdat: But when we got into the srteet I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy ones, and that the oomny ones use like inspiration and what Bog sends.
by Goldo Glittergold January 16, 2008

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A fraternity-associated contest where two people ,who have to shit, put their asses together and each person tries to shit into the other's asshole. Very nasty, but extremely funny to watch.
Dude, patrick got bragging rights for the whole year for beating Donny in the hershey suprise.
by Goldo Glittergold March 15, 2007

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The act of playing a fantasy RPG (World of Warcraft, Baldur's Gate, Fate, Etc...) with a Dwarf-based character. Usually, the potency of Dwarves causes the player to opt for a pure-melee style of play. This, more often than not, leads to the game being played for extremely long periods of time, until the Dwarf Rage (eventually) wears off. Sometimes, fatally, it doesn't.
Dude: "Did you hear about Lenny?"
Guy: "No, what happened?"
Dude: "Died of exhaustion. He played Neverwinter Nights for 50 hours straight."
Guy:"Why'd he play it for so long?"
Dude:"Dwarf Rage."
Guy:" Oh, F**K!"
by Goldo Glittergold July 03, 2010

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Acronym: Live Action Rick Roll

To dress up as Rick Astley and go to public places with a stereo blazing "Never Gonna Give You Up". Often Done at public events in order to distract a large crowd.
In March 2008, at Eastern Washington University, a look-alike went to 4 different basketball games and started a LARR. Videos of this exist on youtube.
by Goldo Glittergold June 13, 2008

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