moofed

1. To be bumped off-line for no apparent reason. Expression said to be derived from the acronym “moof” = modem operation foul-up.

2. To be plagued by a mythical creature called a moofie which causes modem and other network problems.

When John suddenly disappeared from chat, we assumed he had been moofed.

moofed by Zabad July 24, 2005

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Moofed

SWAGG, Swavey

When i buy an exclusive outfit im considered moofed. swagg

Moofed by jude telfort July 27, 2011

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Moofed

When a girl promises/offers a guy sexual favors over the internet, usually via AIM or another instant messenger, but never makes good on it.

Guy 1: "Why the long face?"
Guy 2: "Shannon never came through..."
Guy 1: "Oh dude, you got moofed"

Moofed by MrTryker July 15, 2010

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Moofed out:

(1)One who is inherantly lazy and witout motivation(2) to be complacent.
(3)An obese peson who consumes large proportions of food and drinks, who makes no attempts at changing thier behavior.(4)resembling a cow.

She is very moofed out, she hasn't moved an inch today!
He is so moofed out, he doesn't care about anyting.
That lady was so moofed out, she was nearly 500 pounds!

Moofed out: by namllrn April 27, 2004