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A unit of time and energy, love and affection that you have to give yourself and others in your life. Everyone needs a certain amount to be happy and content and everyone has a finite amount to give to others. Some need more than others and some have more to give than others.

Coined by sex educator, author, and podcaster, Kidder Kaper on the Sex is Fun show to help make people aware that non-monogamy requires you to understand how much time, energy, love and affection you have to give to each new relationship you start.
I've got just enough kreplits left to give you a back massage before bed.

If you have another child you won't reduce how much you love your existing children, but you will, by the very nature of time and energy, reduce the amount of kreplits you can give your other kids.

Love may have no bounds, but kreplits are always in limited supply.

To be successfully polyamorous, you need a lot of kreplits to keep everyone of your relationships healthy and happy.
Kreplit by Kidder Kaper August 3, 2010
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A single unit of made up misinformation, like the term ''Kreplit.''

see also ''grasping at straws'' or ''reaching'' or ''that's a stretch.''
You're full of kraplits.
Kraplit by KreplitsBS September 30, 2010
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This person is the upside of the world. Usually a awesome person who is very caring for others. Also a Krelitz is always a hottie. If you find one date him/her!
Woman 1"Man he is hot as hell."
Woman 2"Yeah, he is a Krelitz."
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Amanda Kreplick 

Alex; dude Amanda Kreplick is amazing
Dayton; she is perfect
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Probably one of the grossest things that will happen to you. It is embarrising and mortifying when you are caught doing this. dont worry though! its natural, and every one has done it some time in their life. Just, try not to do it in public...
OMG he totaly Krepitated when i touched him.

I was krepitating all night long.
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