Hitech 

Promethazine Hydrochloride and codeine phosphate syrup specifically made by Hi-Tech company. The purple, yes purple, flavor specifically requested brand in the Detroit Area. Used as a cough syrup, but also mixed with Sprite to make a relaxing, but illegal drink.

Let me get that purple, yeah purple, Hitech, don't give me the green flavored....

Hitech by Malachi280 January 3, 2010

Hitech 

Someone who is affiliated with gaming software and tends to be a real geek.

He's into gaming, he's a real hitech!

Hitech by Ripsnort December 14, 2006

HiTech Creation 

Adopting the unique position of allowing the paying customers to do all your work for you while you just sit around and make profit.

"Did you come up with that by yourself?"
"No, it was a HiTech Creation"

HiTech Creation by Anti-bloomer November 21, 2011

dirty hitech 

When a transport company drops all of its clients for no reason at all.

We got given a dirty hitech.

Things were going great until we got given a dirty hitech.

dirty hitech by Mr average December 4, 2018

hitchslap

The delivery of an intellecutally effective, usually humorous, ironic and often quite exquisite tongue lashing - coined after the exploits of Christopher Hitchens, a successful 21ist century author and political commentator.

We who have witnessed the brilliance of Hitchens' life would do society a favor by carrying on with the art of the hitchslap.

hitchslap by Urban-o-meter March 9, 2013

European Trailer Hitch

When you dock your lady on the womb snake and run around backwards until you run out of gas.

Or, getting fucked over by someone or something or both throughout your day.

Oh man somebody stole your car, you just got the European Trailer hitch!

When I get home I'm gonna give my wife the European Trailer Hitch

European Trailer Hitch by Raunchy Lou June 29, 2019

Armless Hitch Hiker 

This situation in which an individual finds themselves armless and also in desperate need of a lift somewhere. Rather than sticking out their thumb in hopes of getting a car to stop for them, they are left with no choice, due to lack of arms, to expose their rock hard dong out from their fly to simulate the same effect.

Man1: Oh shit I just remembered I'm gonna have to hitch hike to the Vietnam memorial service, but I lost my arms in the war!
Man2: No excuses! You still gotta dick ain't ya? Looks like it's the armless Hitch hiker for you...

Armless Hitch Hiker by TaintedCheeks November 1, 2021