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Wet Waffle

A game in which participants proceed to masturbate in a circle around a cooked waffle. Last participant to ejaculate is required to eat the fresh "wet waffle".
Damn yo I'm trying to call up the posse and get a stupendous round of wet waffle. I hope I blow my load quick because last time I ate the waffle I had to get my stomach pumped because there was so much cum icing topping the waffle.
Wet Waffle by wet waffler September 28, 2009
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Wet waffle

When a sweaty anus is placed upon an unsuspecting nose for any duration of time.
DJay passed out from too much fireball, with his shoes on. So I wet waffled him.
Wet waffle by Waffle king May 18, 2019
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Wet Waffle

The act of boinking (sexual intercourse) with an ugly Female whose breast resemble the grid like structure of a waffle,In turn preventing ejaculation (skeet)

So you piss on the bitch. . .
Malcolm- Yo i fucked this bitch last night. She had waffle titties
Charles- So did you boink her?
Malcolm- Hell ya, gave that bitch the wet waffle!
Wet Waffle by Skoorbnut March 12, 2008

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026