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A tobber is when you rip off a piece of tobacco and put it in a p shaft then smoking it through a bong. It gives you a head rush.
I can’t believe you just ripped that fat tobber!”
Tobber by Avacadomh October 23, 2018
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an insult used to describe someone who is generally very stupid, a cross between a tosser and a nobber
Jim: Seen that bloke over there?
Matt: Yeah. He's a complete cunting tobber
tobber by Loulamoth July 17, 2009
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A fat piece of shit or a lazy man
Tobber is often a little rat or a fat bastard
nobody likes tobber
Tobber by Fatbias March 29, 2019

Toblerones

Tits that look like two chunky triangles

🍈 🍈 vs 🔺️ 🔺️
Toblerones... why the triangle bra was invented
Toblerones by Working Class Hero December 16, 2020

Briggsy's Toblerone Challenge 

A popular game in the gay community. Participants "do" themselves with a succession of chocolate bars. The sequence of bars gets progressively difficult. Entrants are eliminated if they fail to insert any of the bars. The final one used is a king-size Toblerone. The game was named after its originator, who was also the first participant to complete the sequence.
Who's up for a game of Briggsy's Toblerone Challenge?

Count me out. I got trannied to within an inch of my pathetic arty life last night. One Milky Way and I'll prolapse.
A beautiful confident women! Strong a bit Intimidating but in a graceful , loving way.
Great friend always wants to be their for others , but try not to irradiated he!
Damn look at that Tabberly!
I want a friend like Tabberly.
Tabberly by KissAAriesGirl February 27, 2015

Tibberly 

How you feel after a couple of glasses, but you wont admit to being tipsy.
"Tibberly I am", "I'm feeling Tibberly", "I'll only have a couple glasses of Prosecco otherwise I'll get Tibberly."
Tibberly by philverine May 29, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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