air masturbation

To perform an exaggerated gesture of male masturbation with one's hand in the air in front of oneself. Meant usually as a insult to somebody to whom it is directed, or as a symbol of annoyance at something which has been said. See also am.

Jim: Dude, u sux hardcore at CS!
Bob: Hey Jim, guess what? <performs air masturbation>

air masturbation by RoboSpy March 22, 2004

Air Masturbation

Air masturbation is when a woman sucks air in and out of her vagina or asshole to masturbate with it.

"I heard weird sucking and farting noises coming from her room for the past 10 minutes. She must have been using Air Masturbation.

Air Masturbation by baronessjeans May 31, 2018

air masturbation

its when you pretend the air is a penis and then you just masturbate it. if you need help come and see me.

air masturbation is where you go up down up down up down

air masturbation by aammbbeerr February 4, 2009