spunk bullet

an occurance, usually when wanking an unwanked penis resulting in the discharged semen travilling a longer distance than usual, occasionally hitting the firer in their own face.

"had my first wank in a week today and i fired a large caliber spunk bullet, near took my head off!

by shaftshagnasty August 5, 2008

spunkgullet

Term used to describe someone who is a bit of a knob

"Did you hear that Toby is back in town?"
"Forget about Toby, I don't want anything to do with that spunkgullet mook"

by bettysketch December 1, 2005