arse beads

egg shaped sex toys for the arse, also referred to as love eggs

Bend over love, I need to get those arsebeads out, I've got another appointment at 2.

by Bettysketch August 16, 2005

spunkgullet

Term used to describe someone who is a bit of a knob

"Did you hear that Toby is back in town?"
"Forget about Toby, I don't want anything to do with that spunkgullet mook"

by bettysketch December 01, 2005