Rhymes with (souvenir); This is something, a personal item, that you take with you after a night of wild lovemakin', after a booty call, or a one-night-stand. You take these things without the original owners' knowledge. It could be a t-shirt, cd, lighter, hairbrush, etc., that belonged to the person you just hooked up with. Sort of like a 'souvenir' of the encounter.

"How do you like this cool candle holder? It's a screwvenir from the other night at Todd's house."

screwvenir by Rhonda Q July 23, 2008

Related Words

screwvenir • screwveneir • screwveneer • spewvenirs

Screwvenir

Anything stolen from a one night stand. Whether it be a used condom or a blender.

After Tim and I fucked like bunnies and past out, I screwvenired his entire collection of lawn gnomes.

Screwvenir by Klosedkasket September 15, 2003

Screwvenir

Any exorbitantly overpriced and particularly low-quality memento, keepsake, or reminder sold by people in tiny little shacks in "touristy" destinations.

"My shitty $3 Bahamas T-shirt was only $28... ON SALE! And this $1 cheap plastic mug shaped like a coconut was a real bargain at only $17!"

"...wow....talk about getting a screwvenir..."

Screwvenir by ruggedzero March 4, 2019

screwvenir

An item obtained from a sleepover at a friend's house, often cherished as a token of the fun and memories made during the night, whether it’s a snack, a toy, or a keepsake.

After that epic sleepover, I took home a screwvenir—a half-eaten bag of Doritos, a schoolgirl's uniform, and a borrowed DVD of an Indonesian movie that we watched during the night!

screwvenir by Emotional Cruiser July 15, 2025

screwveneir

An object you take with you from the area you just screwed a person.

Steve: Hey, where'd you get that lamp?
Will: It's my screwveneir from when I was at Meg's last night

screwveneir by thatacegirl July 4, 2014

screw-venir

the suvenir you get after a one night stand or quick sex scandle.

cly: So how did it go?
ken: Great, i got a screw-venir aswell!
cly:(laughs)wat'd u get?
ken:(waves a thong & laughs)

screw-venir by missmac@ya April 2, 2009

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026