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A foul smelling thing, like the one who is looking up this definition because some pompous ass called them it and they wanted to know what dumb-witted comment they could make without looking more of a dumbass than usual.
"Honestly, you are the most noisome person I know. Why don't you just go kill yourself."
noisome by the kid behind you March 21, 2007
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A dubious and engulfing darkness that devours a person's thoughts with multiple fears worries doubts dishonor and untruths. Often times it seems like a tornado of disembodied voices swirling around a person. One who bullies them and makes them feel less than for believing in God or ANY higher power besides aliens and witches and warlocks. They do so to cause you to curse God and blaspheme The Lord to steal the souls of unsuspecting individuals. Satan trolls, faeries and tentacle monsters will use this as well as some corrupt government's and satanic agents
Psalms 91:3 Surely he shall deliver thee from the snare of the fowler, and from the noisome pestilence.
Noisome by Trudopressin February 26, 2024
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Noisome Wind 

A spirit's version of flatulence. Suggests some kind of bio-chemistry in their essence.
This is quite unlike the Noisome Wind, which is created in a rather different way.
Noisome Wind by Kwing October 29, 2009
pronounciation: nawt-sum, adjective. The anti-thesis of awesome. Describes all that is not awesome.
"Dude, my car just got stolen."

"Notsome!"
notsome by Olivier November 12, 2003
A person named Nosome on youtube. A youtuber for example.
Nosome couldn't help it, but he have to... He have to delete his virus.
Nosome by Nosome September 17, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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