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inert
Your balls become inert when you get the aching and sore feeling after they have been hit or after you have had a session of intense masturbation.
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iNert
The state of being so engrossed in one's device (iPhone, iPad or equivalent) that one remains oblivious to all surrounding activity and communication and to the social norms that once governed them. Accordingly, the Law of iNertia states that a person engaged with his or her device will remain so engaged, regardless of any forces acting upon them to achieve a change of state. (The Law of iNertia thus operates contrary to the Law of Inertia, according to which a body at rest will remain at rest and a body in motion will continue moving with a constant velocity unless acted upon by an external non zero force.)
inert
inert by Double-yew Thirteen October 12, 2008
Inert trip
Inert trip by AquariumThinker October 17, 2020
inert snitching
inert snitching by love from the convent February 1, 2019
inert gas asphyxiation
lol why are you searching that up, pasta man?
you don't have any... PLANS... do you?
why urban dictionary of all places anyway?
are you just being edgy?
whatever you're going through, i believe in you, hypothetical internet person.
you've survived 100% of your worst days. statistically, you can do this!
you don't have any... PLANS... do you?
why urban dictionary of all places anyway?
are you just being edgy?
whatever you're going through, i believe in you, hypothetical internet person.
you've survived 100% of your worst days. statistically, you can do this!
I've heard that inert gas asphyxiation is the least painful way to die, so my idiot sleep-deprived self wrote an Urban Dictionary definition to help people who were searching for it. I am fully aware that this idea is pointless.
inert gas asphyxiation by Mr. Twinkieface December 14, 2023
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.