"On a scale of 1-
Fail, I'm feeling your idea is all
fail"
"On a scale of 1-
Fail Steve, your comments on late-term abortions are pointing towards
fail"
"After telling my friends I had important work to be doing and couldn'
t come to some chicks b-day party at work,
yet instead sat in my underwear sweating profusely until 3am pounding the ass of a giant dragon with an extremely low chance of dropping some sort of epic item for my elf alter-ego
At this point I Realised, On a Scale of 1-Fail.. My Life was all Fail"
"Steve: Oh god man, I sneezed so hard I think.. I think I shat my pants.
Dave: I'm not even bringing the scale in on this one, gtfo Steve, I Don'
t even know why we hang with you man"