Scales

A wild bloke, whose mind is often consumed by mathematics or physics.

You know John? Since he started studying at harvard he's become a real Scales...

by Jacky Q August 15, 2010

Scales

The physical embodiment of fat. Also pretty retarded.

Oh did you feel the ground shaking oh no Scales must be coming.

by Mr.Krabs left nut May 30, 2019

Scales

Stretch marks found on women caused by massive weight gain.

Jughead: Damn after Archie chose Veronica, Betty really let herself go. She's even got scales now.
Crowd Of Unnamed Characters: OH MY GOD!

by Willup B February 01, 2011

Scales

A term used by secretly gay athletes to express love and affection for eachother. They often use the term negatively to throw off others who do not know of their homosexuality

"Chris, you are so scales." This could mean "Chris, I am very attracted to you."

by gpride October 07, 2008

Scales

A word used to make fun of someone who picks their face and leaves scabs. Usually heroin addicts. Or any drug addict.

Lmao look at scales over there !

by Xokittyxo93 June 19, 2018

Scale

The scale is evil and will make you cry

Lady 1: " You won't believe what the scale said!"
Lady 2:" Them things lie!"

by Birds are spys April 29, 2020

scale

A common bathroom item that when you step on it, it makes you cry.

Person 1: I'm gonna weigh myself on the scale lol.
Person 2: Don'ttttt. You'll cry.

by Ferrrrrsuree. December 19, 2006