1. Noun; A
present tense word uncommonly used to describe the act of binge drinking. More commonly used as "Hammered"
2. Noun; A word shouted to call upon Mjolnir, Thor's hammer.
Used during times of distress and discomfort.
Subsequently, if shouted by a person who is righteous, a hammer will fly towards your open hand allowing you to
lay the smack down and smite
everything around you.
1. Frat fag: "Hey man,
you going to get the keg? We're
getting hammered tonight."
2. Thor: "This is so good," (coffee) *smashes cup
on the ground* "ANOTHER!"
Waiter: Umm, sorry sir...
Thor: *Raises an open arm* "Hammer!!!"