Shop Car 

A very common excuse used when trying to justify someone’s incompetence.

My name is Levi and my friends have “shop cars” so I can’t compete with them properly.

Shop Car by Levi killa November 23, 2022

Card Shop 

One who could routinely be seen hanging out near a Comic Book store, or other place of business selling magic cards etc.

Dude your little brother Karsten is a total card shop!!!

Card Shop by Willy Smoke November 26, 2005

Carl and James's Surf Shop 

The hypothetical future name of the surf shop that the two garbage men planned to open in the movie 'Men at Work'

May be used to describe any endevour which has absolutely no chance of ever coming to fruition...."yeah....we could buy this bar and turn it into Carl and James's Surf Shop"

Carl and James's Surf Shop by scogey October 30, 2010

card shop 

one who is also known as a karsten, or dorkadillo. Partakes in dungeons and dragons behavior.

Sweep the leg Johnny? He and Dirt Nap play MTG at the comic store every friday night.. Total Card shop

card shop by Super Mad YO May 5, 2006

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022