Skip to main content

slowmaxxing

slowmaxxing is the pinnacle of a slow paced life. It is a term popularized on Twitter by @robyns_quill. Its derivatives are snailmaxxing or the "Kyle Anderson" Method. Take your time with the little mundane things and see how much more you will appreciate life and God's creation. Less anxiety, more gratitude.
This morning i woke up early and i took 15 minutes making my pour over coffee. Later tonight, im baking the cookie dough i left chilling in the fridge for 48 hours. Yeah, i guess you can say i've been slowmaxxing.

Yo you want to come over later? I slow maxxed yesterday and prepared a 24-hour brisket.
slowmaxxing by sudonimb May 10, 2022
Word of the Day on May 13, 2022
slowmaxxing mug front
Get the slowmaxxing mug.
See more merch

shopmaxxing

Shopmaxxing is when you shop for a lot of things .
I don't have any clothes, time to start shopmaxxing.
shopmaxxing by TacobellROCKS January 3, 2024
Related Words

Sodmaxxing 

The act of playing the game World of Warcraft, Season of Discovery, at the expense of your health, and financial welfare. When "Sodmaxxing", a person ceases to want to do everything but play SOD to the point that they lose their entire life and mental awareness of the world
I haven't seen Todd in months since the launch of SOD, has anyone else seen him? No, he's SODMAXXING, and may be lost to us forever, we need to try to get him help.
Sodmaxxing by Eugenixfenom April 7, 2024

soolmaxxing 

for someone to keep jerking off right after ejaculating going for another one. could go on till they’ve completely hollowed out their nuts (sool -> soul in Japanese so basically their nuts are as hollow as a ghost/soul)
fuck I’ve been soolmaxxing for too long
soolmaxxing by soolthedivine March 24, 2025
An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.
"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."
ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009
Word of the Day on June 14, 2026

Side Quest 

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.
"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"
Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021
Word of the Day on June 13, 2026

Collective 600 pound gorilla 

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.
The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.
Word of the Day on June 12, 2026