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Manchester United Football Club
a.k.a.
Massively Useless Football Club
"Hey guys, aren't MUFC great?"
*tumbleweed*
MUFC by steve91 November 3, 2007
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MUFC stands for "Man Under Female Control."
"Some MUFC talk without proper reasoning."
"I'm not a MUFC so, I have a say on issues concerning my marriage!"
MUFC by Ozonetoy007 January 13, 2021
A Football Twitter nonce who is aroused around young children and has been cought sending a twitter DM of his Genitals to a Young Girl In which who was a Catfish. His twitter account has been Suspended but his Minions still show sympathy to his Actions.
OMG , MufcSZN is back in my DMs.

MufcSZN is a guy that has no life.

MUFCJahaan 

Proper Tapped Individual from twitter simps over women on the internet on the daily
that MUFCJahaan bloke is proper tapped innit
MUFCJahaan by Tozz0a March 18, 2021
The mutation of a Muffin and a Cupcake.
"I just accidentally started drawing this Cupcake when I wanted it to be a Muffin so it ended up a Mufcake."
Mufcake by xxchiyo July 21, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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