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Manchester United Football Club
a.k.a.
Massively Useless Football Club
"Hey guys, aren't MUFC great?"
*tumbleweed*
MUFC by steve91 November 3, 2007
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MUFC stands for "Man Under Female Control."
"Some MUFC talk without proper reasoning."
"I'm not a MUFC so, I have a say on issues concerning my marriage!"
MUFC by Ozonetoy007 January 13, 2021

mufc_ssk 

mufc_ssk by anonymous March 28, 2021
A Football Twitter nonce who is aroused around young children and has been cought sending a twitter DM of his Genitals to a Young Girl In which who was a Catfish. His twitter account has been Suspended but his Minions still show sympathy to his Actions.
OMG , MufcSZN is back in my DMs.

MufcSZN is a guy that has no life.

MUFCJahaan 

Proper Tapped Individual from twitter simps over women on the internet on the daily
that MUFCJahaan bloke is proper tapped innit
MUFCJahaan by Tozz0a March 18, 2021
The mutation of a Muffin and a Cupcake.
"I just accidentally started drawing this Cupcake when I wanted it to be a Muffin so it ended up a Mufcake."
Mufcake by xxchiyo July 21, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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