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Somebody who hears your joke and then says it louder and claims it for his own.
Corey, who also goes by Shvitey, heard a joke about Dave’s work, and then inserted his own name in the exact same story. The delivery was good but the originality was stolen.
Shvitey by Pgrogz October 5, 2020
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an almighty shitey 

A crap so satisfying that even the Good Lord himself would look down upon it and nod his approval
I did an Almighty shitey this morning
an almighty shitey by TheBigTicket November 3, 2014

shitey cloot 

A shitty cloth
A Scots indication that someone is over fond of whisky
He'd sup whisky through a shitey cloot, so he would.
shitey cloot by stevie platts January 30, 2004
To be sweaty, warm and gross. That dank, uncomfortable feeling in an enclosed dance room or a mosh pit.
It's getting shvitzy in here!" "I was so shvitzy that night."
Shvitzy by Maygpie June 23, 2010

shiteyanyo 

shiteyanyo is a fanloid of miku, expect miku’s hair is her legs.
person 1: i love shiteyanyo

person 2: me too!! her eyes are so beautiful, and her legs
person 3: what the fuck
shiteyanyo by leekmikuleek June 4, 2021
Shit eye was made in a chinese restraunt where one boy dropped his drink and went to say shit on it and dickeye at the same time, unfortanetely or shall we say fortanetly he cam out with the word "shiteye". It has now taken the world by storm as it is now used in screams of pain, as an insult and just as a normal word. Made by Kentpunt
*Harry drops drink*
Oh shiteye!
shiteye by Kentpunt March 27, 2012
A term used to define how anyone feels after a great night out. Brought on by too much alcohol, crazy mad dancing, not enough food and a very, very late night. The person will feel nauseous, have very dry, bloodshot eyes and only really be able to crawl for the first 2 hours. Walking gradually builds from Chimp, through Neanderthal to upright over 4-5 hours.

To remedy, complete the following:
Make a strong cup of tea, large Bacon sandwich, drink lots of water, take 2 paracetamol every 4 hours for the entire day and always return to bed when possible.
The morning after the Wedding, while sitting in the garden of the hotel many friends commented on one individuals use of Sunglasses. Having peeled them from his face it was clear to see that he was suffering from major Shiteye.
Shiteye by Lord_Gammon_Dagger August 16, 2012
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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