Pgrogz's definitions

Techumpets

In new-age Mexican fiesta music, sometimes during long and drawn out trumpet solos they will mix and cut the trumpets sounds creating a techno/Edm feel.

Hey man did you hear that New Mexican song?
No.
Oh it’s really good, they bring in the techumpets throughout the whole thing.

by Pgrogz April 11, 2021

reverse punchline

When a comedian tells a joke or a story, they say the actual funny part at the end and the comedians voice trails off and acts like it’s nothing making it even funnier due to a complete dependence on the audience paying attention, usually ended with a dead stare.

Reverse punchline
I had a nightmare

It was a nightmare about standing in front of a group of people
I said I had nightmares

And they said, nightmares, what are those?

by Pgrogz September 28, 2019

Flumpy

Fat and boring

I met this girl on tinder, I knew she was fat from her pictures but it turned out she was just plain flumpy.

by Pgrogz November 13, 2019

creeponomics

A mathematical formula to trick a person into genital entry.

I had no idea how to get laid, until I applied creeponomics to my strategies.

by Pgrogz October 25, 2020

chrondue

Making a fondue dip, infused with cannabis, using either hot cheese or chocolate to be dipped with meats, vegetables or fruits.

Wow, I got so messed at Mack’s chrondue party!

by Pgrogz September 30, 2019

Shvitey

Somebody who hears your joke and then says it louder and claims it for his own.

Corey, who also goes by Shvitey, heard a joke about Dave’s work, and then inserted his own name in the exact same story. The delivery was good but the originality was stolen.

by Pgrogz October 5, 2020

Teabagger

Someone who’s a lot gayer when they have a bag of tea.

My friend Jeff seems normal, but he always demands a cup of tea before going out..

We say he’s a teabagger but he doesn’t care..he always seems gayer for it.

by Pgrogz November 14, 2019