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Shit eye was made in a chinese restraunt where one boy dropped his drink and went to say shit on it and dickeye at the same time, unfortanetely or shall we say fortanetly he cam out with the word "shiteye". It has now taken the world by storm as it is now used in screams of pain, as an insult and just as a normal word. Made by Kentpunt
*Harry drops drink*
Oh shiteye!
shiteye by Kentpunt March 27, 2012
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A term used to define how anyone feels after a great night out. Brought on by too much alcohol, crazy mad dancing, not enough food and a very, very late night. The person will feel nauseous, have very dry, bloodshot eyes and only really be able to crawl for the first 2 hours. Walking gradually builds from Chimp, through Neanderthal to upright over 4-5 hours.

To remedy, complete the following:
Make a strong cup of tea, large Bacon sandwich, drink lots of water, take 2 paracetamol every 4 hours for the entire day and always return to bed when possible.
The morning after the Wedding, while sitting in the garden of the hotel many friends commented on one individuals use of Sunglasses. Having peeled them from his face it was clear to see that he was suffering from major Shiteye.
Shiteye by Lord_Gammon_Dagger August 16, 2012

an almighty shitey 

A crap so satisfying that even the Good Lord himself would look down upon it and nod his approval
an almighty shitey by TheBigTicket November 3, 2014
Puffy is worth nearly 400 million; his female companions have included some of the most beautiful women in the world, among them Jennifer Lopez and the R&B star Cassie; he has a staff of 600, but can´t get a shuteye.
shuteye by rperazag June 16, 2010

Shitegeist 

That which is popular but ultimately worthless. often based upon media based images and embodying a crippling shallowness. By it's nature, transitory, so today's shitegeist is tomorrows chip wrappings. Defived from Zeitgeist, but embodying the meaningless of postmodern culture.
"Peter Andre and Katie Price define the current shitegeist"

"Britney's chavvy new look really captures the shitegeist"
Shitegeist by Motoguzzi May 23, 2009

shitey cloot 

A shitty cloth
A Scots indication that someone is over fond of whisky
He'd sup whisky through a shitey cloot, so he would.
shitey cloot by stevie platts January 30, 2004
All of it. The entire kit and kaboodle.
She brought the whole shiteree in her handbag.
shiteree by Alimjake February 11, 2014