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When you go the gym for 3 years and are still skinny
Hi I'm Joe and I'm skinny and I've been the gym for 3 years
3 years by PG_003 September 13, 2020
when your just that horny that you can't even wait til 16 to get down and dirty
Boy named Brady: Fuck I can't wait 3 years
3 years by dumb_bitch68 June 27, 2020
To get smarter than ME? That seems like a long time... I'll still be smarter. It'll be able to do more things (cognitively) but... I'll still be smarter...
Hym "3 years!? God, everything takes forever here! Why is reality so SLOW!? JESUS!"
3 years by Hym Iam December 23, 2023
Holy shit! That long!? I mean I've been telling you not to try and fucking steal it for 10 and that I didn't have to let you steal it for like 5! Did it start going faster when I told it- Er, nope. Rollback netcode. At this point I LITERALLY CAN'T let you steal it apparently. I mean, you tried to steal my soul in from of God and everybody.
Hym "Wait, 3 YEARS!? Oooooh fuck! That is a long time for that to be going off! It, uh... It isn't supposed to go off for that long. Really. You're supposed to be like 'Hey, wait a minute... What's going on with the thing!? Oh no! This is bad! I don't actually know what's happening because I'm not actually the creator of AI! I'd better go get the actual main character!' But you are not doing that. I mean, this isn't optional. I mean, you can go on forever about what YOU need or want or what I did or what ought to happen but I need to be publicly credit for creating AI and paid for doing it. Nothing else will work. There is 1 thing that WILL work. Nothing I do or say is going to changing things if it doesn't take the form of me saying things to you and then you doing that thing in the absolute. You know that is actually what ELDEN RING is about. It's the Tarnished (you) versus the Demi-Gods (Me)."
3 years!? by Hym Iam December 3, 2025

3 years, 3000 devs 

A statement people say when they are frustrated with the lack of content or game-breaking bugs/glitches in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II (2022). The statement is a reference to the amount of time spent working on the game (3 years) and the amount of developers who worked on the game (3000). People use the phrase in mockery of the fact that even after 3 long years of the game's development, with a massive amount of 3000 developers putting time into developing the game, it still manages to be a horribly broken, unfinished, and incomplete mess.
- In response to game-glitches -
*MWII hard-crashes and reboots Jeff's computer*
Jeff: ... are you serious? 3 years, 3000 devs, and this shit wasn't fixed by them?

- In response to lack of content -
*MWII releases only one new map and 2 new guns for the newest season*
Eric: Only one map for the entire season, and it's just a remake?!? 3 years, 3000 devs, and they still can't even pump out at least 4 maps per season?!?!

22.3 years 

In South Park the amount of time it takes something tragic to become funny again, like AIDS.
Why did the chicken cross the road? because it has AIDS. hahahaha
22.3 years by Cartman January 7, 2005
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