word used to describe any kind of mal-formed or deformed limbs or body parts.
word is derived from the britishtelevision presenter, jeremy beadle, of 'beadle's about' fame who has a mal-formed hand & therefore suffers from 'beadlelitus'
man: doctor! doctor!
doctor: what's the problem?
man: i have got a cock the size of jeremy beadle's
doctor: what on earth do you mean?
man: well, it's tiny but on the other hand it's massive"
doctor: oh, you are obviously suffering from beadlelitus!
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.