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The coolest being in the universe (refering to dhillon)
Le monk by Lemonk November 30, 2019
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le monk de tempal 

Le monk de tempal is a religious group of people that warship an elf that lives on the dark side of the moon, these people also warship fictional characters and call them "profits and saints" they have rules and strict guide lines you must meet to join

they warship Minecraft,Roblox, little nightmares,she-ra,camp camp and much more
(I made it lol)
Le monk de tempal told me to "be gay do crimes"
le monk de tempal by life=pain July 12, 2021

Le Monke 

Le Monke is an image, that will guarantee to make you cry. Unless you have HIV, though.
Person: Have you ever cried while watching Le Monke?
Person2: Of course, what kind of a question is that?
Le Monke by Frogmans February 1, 2019

Le Monke 

The second coming of Jesus who’s well known for his powerful words.
Dude #1: Oh my monke! I love Le Monke
Dude #2: Me too!
Le Monke: *Fart*
Uh oh
Stinky
Poop
Ahahahahahaha
Poopies
Funny poopies
Alalalalala
Haha
Funny poop, poop funny
Wheee
Haha
Yay, more poopie
Good poopie
Poopie funny
Hahahahahahaha
Poo poo poo poo poo poo poo, funny
Yay
Fun fun poop!
Hee, hee, hee
Poop poopie, yay
Poop make me happy happy happy
Yahahahahaha
Uh oh
I think I made a poopie
Pooping pants no diaper that's funny
Hahahahahahahahaha
Oopsie, poopie underwear now
Heee heehee
We want poopies
We want poopies
Hahahahahahahah
Hahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahaha
Poohoohoo-ah (cough)
Poop
Le Monke by Le Monke is Jesus October 8, 2019

le monke 

le monke by YeetusDeletus69420 January 20, 2020

Le monke 

A chunky monkey that is obsessed with poop
Person 1: have you heard of le monke

Person 2: AAAAAAAAH!
Uh oh stinky uh oh stinky uh oh stinky
Le monke by Big boi 890101 September 28, 2019

Le Monkey Day 

It is on October 29 and you have to worship the god by dressing up as him.
Jack: Why are you dressed up as Le Monkey?

Joe: It’s Le Monkey Day
Le Monkey Day by UhOhStinkyOffical October 23, 2019
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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