Shower

The place where you can't tell the difference between water and tears.

My fiance broke up with me, so I went to take a shower.

by RAINFALL September 29, 2012

Shower

1. This is the place where you realize how lonely you are while also thanking about your life choices.
2. This is the place where you understand how the universe works and the people in it.

While I was in the shower I cried knowing all I am is a failure.

by Haha Im alone. October 12, 2020

Shower

Something YOU need to do.

Take a hint. You should take a shower

by Pinkroseyo April 26, 2017

Shower

Something you have in your house now go find it

I need a shower

by Mlg meme star August 4, 2016

Shower

A penis that doesn't grow much during an erection.

See also: grower

My penis is a shower.

by Ross W December 14, 2003

Shower

A bunch of hot water hitting your body for a long period of time.

shower

by vickayyyy March 9, 2010

Shower

Similar to sex. You take your clothes off, get your dick nice and wet, massage it till its nice and warm, and ejaculate your sperm thinking sexual things.

Tom took a shower today whilst thinking of a hot girl from school, the bathroom was filled with the sound of fapping for a minute, followed by a moan of pleasure as Tom jizzed all over himself.

by Tomfaptom July 12, 2009