Zilch

Used to represent the value of nothing, zero (0), zip.

Jim: Hey, I'm broke. Can I borrow some cash from you? How much do you have?
John: Sorry, Zilch!

by Dalton April 29, 2004

Zilch

Zilch is another word for zero or minuscule.

"Damn he has like zilch health left."
"What the size of his penis? zilch lol"

by Isahhhn Meotrash March 26, 2017

Zilch

To press the button on one's ambulance pager to signal a response to the nightly tone tests.

Dude, don't forget to zilch your pager tonight at 6:45.

Don't worry, I got it covered.

by LOVECHEESE September 26, 2011

Zilch

A word used to describe nothingness or an absence of something.

Sam had zilch in his bank account.

by brian April 27, 2004

Zilch

Hilary Clinton's chance of winning and the number of her supporters.

Sexist 1: Did you guys here that Hilary won the presidency?

Sexist 2: *vomits* Dude, sometimes jokes go to far.

Bill Clinton: Yeah, my puppet had zilch chance of winning since the beginning.

by Andrew Tayla February 25, 2008

Zilch

A single entity which single handedly supplies a anti-pimple cream oxident or corperation with 90% or more of of its profit

Spriggan needs to stop acting like a Zilch

by Teddy Roosevelt February 21, 2003

Zilched

(Adjective) When something or someone has experienced the act of Zilching, causing its quality or ‘awesomeness’ to increase exponentially.

Did you see Jane? She got seriously ZILCHED over summer!
Man, could smash a Slurpee ZILCHED right about now.

by Erol Nocaed July 28, 2013