twoofer 

1. derogatory term for those on the outer edges of the 9/11 truth movement.
2. derogatory term for any conspiracy theorist or political extremist who regularly uses the phrase 'speaking truth to power'

The twoofer said I was following the sheeple for not believing 9/11 was done with holograms, and that he was speaking truth to power

twoofer by tompaines ghost October 27, 2007

twoofer 

A derogatory term used to make fun of a truther (AKA a conspiracy theorist). It is usually used to belittle or demonize the word truther.

truther: "9/11 was an inside jobby job! And if you don't see it then you are a stupid sheep! WAKE UP!"
Sane Person: "You twoofers are delusional..."

twoofer by uduserE102 May 14, 2013

twoofer 

something said when you're talking about two things happening at the same time, OR in any situation there is a 2 for 1.

Me: well damn, my truck is stuck in the ditch
Friend: it looks like you're out of gas too!
Me: LOOKS LIKE WE GOT OURSELVES A TWOOFER here!!

twoofer by threalmccoysandwicheater September 22, 2018

Twoofer 

The Sound Made by a Blind and Smell less old dog, used as a derogatory term for a Lying conspiracy theorist. A Twoofer first used in 1991 by Carroll D Sanders.

9/11 no Planer Twoofers are Nuts!

Twoofer by CRAZY CHAINSAW June 17, 2023

twofer 

Something you get two at once.

Harry S. is a twofer dayer.

Oh. The deal is a twofer. Buy one, get one free.

twofer by David F. September 11, 2003

toofers 

Teeth

Mother: How are your toofers feeling since the extractions?
Daughter: my teeth ok getting better everyday 👍

toofers by TeaInTheMoment December 29, 2018

TwoFer Babe 

TwoFer Babe, noun.

A woman you would do nearly anything for.

I'd give this woman my life, do anything for her, except maybe donate TWO kidneys, she's a real TwoFer Babe.

TwoFer Babe by Handcuffmonkfish October 20, 2019