shmeated 

very drunk/high

"yo, did u c Felicia last nite?"
"ya, she was shmeated off the bean bro, fr"

shmeated by vape_lord_123 February 28, 2018

Shhmeated

When you get beamed on Xbox by some random kid who thinks he’s tuff

Kid 1:you just got shhmeated

Kid 2: bro you just tried to hit me offline

Shhmeated by Shhmeated June 13, 2021

shmeater 

Small penis.

I walked in and his shmeater was out.

shmeater by big_calebbarber May 13, 2019

Shmeared 

1. (v). The act of getting so drunk to the point where you lose control of your bowels.
2. (n). The moment when you consume so many alcoholic drinks, you no longer retain a memory.

He is so shmeared because he drank too much tequilla.

Shmeared by pink panty dropper April 27, 2015

Smeated 

The act of making sandwiches using only meats.

There's only oil and vinegar on these rolls! We need these sandwiches smeated!

Smeated by That's Baloney May 27, 2019

smeated 

very angry and mad at something.

"Boy, Johnny sure was smeated after Bobby took his girlfriend"

smeated by G Fresh November 14, 2007

Shhmeated

A fucking god

Shhmeated is your god

Shhmeated by Shhmeated June 27, 2021