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To suck vigorously, insatiably .
Bob schlobbed my nob with a fury.
schlob by jizzlebertus July 24, 2003
when a person is worst than a slob. the "sch" sound is to intensify the sloppiness of the person in question (ex.1). To further intensify the word, elongate the first syllable to desired intensity.(ex.2)

Its origin has been credited to a Tara Fitzbooty for her everlasting thirst for beer and her uncontrollable hunger for Wendy's.
(ex.1) Tara drank all of our beer and wants someone and drive her fat gut to wendy's!! what a Schlob!!

(ex.2) Jason: Tara was blowing chunks and farting on dave's porch the other night!
Kyle: what a fucking Sssccchhhlob!!
schlob by jayfred June 6, 2004
Is a name for a male who has a long and fat dick. They are constantly getting laid because of their wangs.
I asked cody if he scored last night. He said "Of course I'm a Schlob"
Schlob by Chuck woolery November 14, 2004
A player, on console or PC, that is beyond a practice hero. This player is by far the worst on the team but insists they are skilled. Little do they know they are always at the bottom of the rankings.

Once a player is bottom of the rankings 3 times in a row (rayj), they are perminent schlob
Wow, this guy is a real schlob

I can’t believe the schlob thinks he can klutch it

Last time this schlob will get an invite
Schlob by Bigmikeandtheboys February 13, 2018
To give an aggressive and extra wet blow job.
"Gotta give a dick a good schlob."

"Stop schlobbing on my cock! Leave me alone!"
Schlob by DreamyCreamy August 25, 2020
'I'm furious john'
'Why alexander'
'Cause Phil left a schlob in the pub toilet and clogged it'
'What a legend!'
Schlob by Joshnosh February 19, 2023