dirty dan

The dirty Dan is where a woman sucks your penis and toe fucks your arse at the same time

Also, once you cum, the cum is then used for face cream
"Man I had sick time last night"
"What were you up to gerald"
"My girl gave me a dirty Dan"
"Thats fucking grim mate"
by Joshnosh February 19, 2023
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Schlob

'I'm furious john'
'Why alexander'
'Cause Phil left a schlob in the pub toilet and clogged it'
'What a legend!'
by Joshnosh February 19, 2023
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