When couples celebrate each month they have been together because they have not been together long enough to celebrate a real anniversary. A ritual annoying to some.
"Happy 3 month moniversary, Joe! Only nine more months until our one year anniversary."
"Uh, gee, thanks. Was I supposed to get you a card or something?"
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.